Procrastibate 

Masturbating with over an hours worth of hw on the desk in front of you and a pencil/pen/calculator in your other hand

I procrastibate on my math text book so frequently that it doesn't open anymore

Procrastibate by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011

procrastibate 

wasting time playing wit yourself

I procrastibate until that paper is due that's why i fail.

procrastibate by ihpo March 22, 2010

Procrastibate 

To procrastibate is to prioritize masturbation over other things that you need to do.
It is to put off doing something until later, but in the meantime you decide that it is better to beat the meat than to do nothing.

No way man, I'm too lazy, I procrastibate a lot.

Procrastibate by N0ahBee March 30, 2011

procrastibate 

Procrastination by masterbation

All i did was procrastibate all day long and got no work done.

procrastibate by Tripp36 September 30, 2008

procrastibate 

To masterbate to put something off when you don't want to do it, or if you are just trying to waste some time.

"Ugh, I have so much homework to do....screw it, I'm just going to go procrastibate."

"I never hang out with friends since I'm ALWAYS procrastibating."

procrastibate by Steel521 September 19, 2011

Procrastibate 

Pleasuring one's self in order to avoid responsibility or to stall.

Instead of studying for the test, I chose to procrastibate for hours.

Procrastibate by Legacylacey December 13, 2014

Procrastibate 

To waste useful time by masturbating

Ryan decided to procrastibate instead of revising for his finals. Cheeky lad

Procrastibate by Wreckitwednesday June 9, 2015