Porcelain Cracker

A crap that is laid with such force or velocity as to literally damage the toilet.

Oh God Tim, don't tell me you laid another Porcelain Cracker in there, we can't afford new fixtures each time you go to Taco Bell!

by MerchantofVenice2 May 14, 2011

porcelain suicide

A shit so violent it looks like a suicide took place inside the toilet bowl. Fecal content covers nearly every square inch of the bowl resembling brain matter.

My first visit to Felipe's Taco Truck will be my last, when I got home my asshole committed porcelain suicide.

by Pulley78 June 5, 2016

Staining the Porcelain

To take a dump. A shit, if you will.

P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"

by P.J. Hutch March 8, 2008

Constipation Proclamation

The declaration that all must eat fruit and food high in bran to help the flow of certain things coming out of the body

The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran

by funkymonkey2552 November 29, 2009

Trust The Process

Basically carrying out a long term task or goal to end with a nice outcome, even if there are hiccups or mistakes made before that good outcome.

P1: I’m in the process of making and art piece, but right now it looks like shit

P2: Just Trust The Process. It’ll turn out better later.

by picckledissection November 28, 2019

driving the porcelain bus

Vomiting into a toilet -often violently and for an extended time- whilst holding its rim like a steering wheel.

Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, when asked at a press conference about his recent bout of food poisoning: "Yes, I was driving the porcelain bus half the night."

by Ozymoron October 2, 2009

prorelator

prorelator: A proficient relator
pro-relator

She just whispered in my ear, "I don't have panties on." Now, that's a hot prorelator move!

by Love Linguist April 12, 2010