emergency repair procedure #1

When a piece of equipment malfunctions, the proper response is to kick it as soon as possible in the hope that it rectifies the problem.
How expensive the equipment is and the time it would take a technician to arrive, however short, are irrelevant.
It is usually only succeeds in worsening the problem, however, most techs appreciate the user trying at least some form of repair themselves. Hence, the rule.

McCoy: Chalmers, the transmitter is down again.
Chalmers: What were you doing?
McCoy: Trying to make a call.
Chalmers: Then what did you do?
McCoy: Emergency repair procedure #1
Chalmers: You kicked it?
McCoy: Yep.
Chalmers: Well, at least you tried something.

by Scale Enlie March 5, 2008

rectal broomstick extraction procedure

The fine art of getting someone to lighten up a bit. To help change their point of view.

Mr. Smith is so adamant about not letting his daughter Mary date until she is 27 years old, that he needs to have a rectal broomstick extraction procedure performed.

by JackU May 1, 2009

reprisal procedure

Noun.

A unnecessary, usually invasive, humiliating and painful medical test ordered by a physician to get even with an unruly or disruptive patient.

"Debbie - did you notice Dr. Leibowitz ordered a full colorectal exam on the guy who came in for eight stiches across his forehead?"

"Yeah, during admission, the patient called Dr. Leibowitz a money-grubbing Jew. It sounds like a reprisal procedure to me. Excuse me. Dr. Leibowitz has asked me to mix parking lot gravel with the K-Y Jelly."

by David Wright Orange Park April 23, 2008

Peanut Butter Procedure

A way to burn a bridge and cutting your ties from a female companion or counter part. The procedure is done by opening an online discussion with said female, and leading her on to believe that you are about to ask her to start a deeper relationship with her. When you have built up a large amount of anxiety through one-word responses and excessive amounts of unnecessary period drags. (...) After she is shitting bricks of anticipation, you ask the following question: "Do you prefer Jiff Super Chunk Peanutbutter, or Skippy Super Chunk Peanutbutter?"

After the emotional atomic bomb is dropped, upon any response, you reply:"WHAT THE FUCK!" and sign off abruptly. After signing off, avoid any form of conversation for 3 days. Please note, this works best on women that like you, but that you do not like.

Broseph: "I just peanut butter procedured my girl"

Broski: "Really? So its Over?"

Broseph: "Yes. Praise God."

by Hammer Krew April 26, 2009

procedurelistic

verb.

1. used to describe someone that is that harps on the procedure or paperwork surrounding a task, not the task itself.

- "Dawn is such a procedurelistic bitch, she is the queen of requisition forms."

by Looger May 18, 2005

Dental Procedure

A discreet reference to oral sex or oral copulation of someone’s genitals, fart box or other erogenous zone. Usually a good old fashioned throat fucking.

I met that dirty whore in the parking garage and gave her a dental procedure.

She told me to get on my knees and the next think I know she was doing a dental procedure on my taut little rosebud.

by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020

Procedure 85

after surprising a chick with your cum in her eye, slap her with your dick.

i procedure 85'd a girl last night.

by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010