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Millennial Promotion

When you get more responsibility at work but no raise.
Person 1- "Oh wow Daves the supervisor now"

Person 2- "Yeah but he still makes the same as us"

Person 1- " Ha, looks like he got a millennial promotion"
by Shmavery December 10, 2018
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trine promotion

trine promotion - when someone is fired, or reassigned, but it is spun as a promotion to anyone outside the organization.
Jon was given a trine promotion from director of maintainance to grounds superintendent.

After a few losing seasons, Bob was trine promoted to assistant athletic director.
by Nospinner November 16, 2011
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Facebook probation

1. When you take someone out of facebook limbo by accepting their friend request, but with the "This person can only see my limited profile" setting.

2. Moving a facebook friend's status down from normal to limited profile so they can't see all your shit.
1. "Yeah that chick from my math class keeps adding me as a friend. I think I'm just gonna put her on Facebook probation so she'll stop annoying me."

2. "Alright this dude has commented on all 150 of my photos. He's going on facebook probation.
by tdbmachine January 6, 2008
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Promotion Boner

The pyschological attitude when one is in the position to be promoted over equally qualified peers. Symptoms include Premature respnosibilities and unwarranted aurhortive attitude.
Wow Jen, have you noticed Barry has had a promotion boner since Brian quit?

Jerry can't fit under the desk with his promotion boner.

Matt just announced his two weeks. You should probably shield your promotion boner.
by Rerry Hawkinson July 1, 2009
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conversation probation

When someone talks too damn much and needs a conversation timeonut, that person has been put on conversation probation.
Rob: "Shut the fuck up!"
Nick: "What?"
Rob: "Bitch, your on conversation probation for 20 minutes!"
by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009
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googlical proportions

when a private matter becomes so well-known to the public, it can be looked up on the internet.
When the Dean’s wife was caught in the act with an undergraduate, they tried to keep it under wraps – but word got out, and the story soon reached googlical proportions.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 9, 2011
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ROBLOX Anthropomorphic Preportions

ROBLOX™ Anthro is short for Anthropomorphic, a word most people would appreciate if it wasn't involved in something so unholy. ROBLOX™ Anthro is one of those things that expands your depression list. Anthro was announced on RDC some time during 2017. Anthro breaks away from ROBLOX's ™ Traditional blocky character formation style, instead Anthro chooses creepy adult-like forms. These characters have also been reported for featuring explicit content, such as breasts. Anthro also features more character joints than R6 and R15, therefore the ROBLOX™ Developers have added animations to fit in with the new look, keep in mind it is a fucking hideous look, but a look overall. However, most of the animations are glitchy therefore rendering incompatible with most games, thank fucking god.

Anthro has been receiving large amounts of hate, many claims suggest that adding a more realistic avatar is sending ROBLOX into the Pedophilic Valley. Also, many players have been complaining that it is extremely fucking retarded to add a human-like package to a game called "ROBLOX" because it is designed to be a blocky game. Players also complain about items not being compatible in certain ways, such as, a hat that goes right through your face, or hair that penetrates your forehead. The developers themselves aren't fan of Anthro either, constantly joking about how idiotic of an addition it will be.
A normal conversation about Anthro

Player: It's been a while since I've played ROBLOX, let's see how much it has developed.

notices multiple friends ranting about Anthropomorphic Proportions Absolute fuckin shit

Player: "Why the hell did I even think about rejoining this depressing game? ROBLOX used to be so fun, but now the developers decided to add breasts to their character models, so disappointing."

leaves to prevent any further suffering

.: Studied by multiple human behavior artists :.

.: Anthro is an Nontraditional, Creepy, Over-realistic, disgusting excuse for a good edition to ROBLOX . ROBLOX wasn't meant to include Breasts. ROBLOX Anthropomorphic Preportions is one of those moments that makes you want to die :.
by Zythoxi January 18, 2018
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