Privates

The penis or vagina of a person's body

Chad : Wow don't you just love It when Kiersten wears Shorts to work!
Craig : Oh you can kinda see her Privates when she bends over!
Chad : And don't you just love it when Jim wears Shorts to work too!
Craig : Fuck dude I was thinking about pussy and you had to say that!
Chad : It kinda gives you an idea of what his Privates look like when he bends over!
Craig : Just shut the fuck up!

by SlopNChop April 17, 2017

privateness

When you don't know that the word privacy exists, so you just go with what sounds semi-correct.

Make a deep copy to ensure privateness??

by Pjetoles March 26, 2017

Private

The name you call a coworker in reciprocation of when that coworker consistently refers to you as Chief, Boss, Captain, or Hoss.

How's it going boss?
Leave me alone private.

by captainboss June 25, 2009

privatization

The idea that a middle man will somehow LOWER prices, a.k.a. more perpetual motion from neoliberals.

Privatization's all the rage in Washington right now.

by Xyzzy January 30, 2005

Private

The most deadly penguin known to man, if you see him you're fucked. Known to live in madagascar, don't go to madagascar

Person 1 Oh look it's private
Person 2 RUN

by OhNoHe'sHere April 24, 2020

Private

An enlisted person in the U.S. Army or Marine Corps of the lowest rank.

The Air Force and Navy have different ranks.

Lawrence: Hey! I just joined the Marine Corps!
Joanne: Cool! I just joined the U.S. Army after completing ROTC.
Jason: Haha, you guys are Privates. =

by schoolboyjason1 August 5, 2009

Privateer

1. A goverment sponsered pirate, or mercenary

2. An armed ship, privately owned. Or, a member of it's crew.

3. A reference used to describe a well equiped, mobile, independent business operator with a healthy sense of self interest.

A privateer has hijacked my entire operation.

by AngryCanadian October 30, 2006