brown pinocchio

Jacking someone off while sticking your nose in their butthole, thus giving them an erection performing the Brown Pinocchio.

Mel said he got a Brown Pinocchio last night. Boy is he a lucky guy!

by Standarduarn February 16, 2014

pinolling

When someone is drinking a very nice drink, normally used in any alcohol beverage

Evans was pinolling some red wine last night.

by MordMash April 15, 2020

perino'd

Hit by anything Karmic you didn't see coming.

Dana Perino was perino'd by an invisible microphone during ex-President Bush's attempted Shoe Assassination in Iraq on Dec 14, 2008.

I thought I had gotten away clean running my money laundering operation when the IRS perino'd me.

by BayAreaWillI December 20, 2008

pinocchio's closet

Pinoccho's Closet (noun) : One's downstairs mixup, a collaberation of ones junk assimilating into ones genitals, male or female.

1. I rubbed my pinocchio's closet all over her face after she passed out drunk in the garage

2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans

by horseonabicycle August 17, 2009

Reverse Pinocchio

Sex move when you cum while in her genitals. When she asks, you blatantly lie and act as if nothing happened, yet your penis begins to shrink.

Inspired from Hopsin "When I deliver the penis it lies in the mouth, she call it Pinocchio"

Dave *orgasms*
Hayley: Did you just cum in me?!
Dave: No, I didn't
Hayley: Good because I'm not ready for no child!

Next Day
Dave: Yo, I reverse Pinocchioed my ex last night
Mitch: Your ex?
Dave: Yeah, she left me when she found out.
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by Menarche September 8, 2019

pino vingo

Fat chimp; also known as the walking chode

That pino vingo is such a chimp

by GCast July 2, 2014

Pinography

An improper pronunciation of the word pornography often used by old-timers.

"Will you whippersnappers quit eyin' that pinography!"

by jmbrickhouse August 29, 2012