Pingus Man

A super hero who is half penis, half pickle and his ball skin stretches out to be his arms. He shoots white acid skeet from his head.

1. "oh look here comes pingus man"
2."try not to steal anything, pingus man might be around"

by pingus34567 December 30, 2012

prangus

An alternate word for penis.

She kicked me right in the prangus.

by the_dringler February 22, 2014

pringlussy

A combination of a pringles can, sponges, rubber gloves and lubricant to form a makeshift pocket pussy.

Cashier: so that’s all?

Customer: slaps Pringle can on counter with his lotion. YUP

Cashier: Another man defeated by pringlussy…

by Krakatoa specialist January 2, 2023

Pingus

A word that vile band kids scream to express agony, loss or any form of arousal.

band kid 1: it's wednesday my dudes *t poses* damn my mom forgot to pack me my choccy milk
band kid 2: PINGUS

by PingusLings69420 July 9, 2020

PINGUSH!

A variation of PINGAS! Spoken with a bizarre twist to imply humor and/or insertion into the AINGUSH! Must be spoken as an exclamation regardless of placement within a sentence.

TOUCH... MY... PINGUSH!!!

Do not MOLESHT! my PINGUSH!

I want to put my PINGUSH! into her AINGUSH!

by Saint_Sinner August 7, 2011

prongus blongus

Basically used when an authority that doesn’t like swearing is around but you really want to call someone a prick. Can also be used just to spice up your vocabulary. Each word can be used individually

“Don’t be such a prongus blongus!”
Or
“You fucking prongus”

by SkeptaPurple April 20, 2018

Pringule

A Pringule is a member of the Pringulst cult, that worship Pringles. Pringules don’t discriminate against any flavours, but prawn cocktail. They find Pringles radiate good vibes, and are overall pretty chill. Most Pringules devote their life to their cult, it’s not asked, but frowned upon if you do not. Most Pringules also have a very strong sexual attraction to Pringles- many hump them, whilst in the crisp isle.

“Hey Darren, look over there! Someone’s shagging a Pringles can!”

“Yeah, Mark. I know him, he’s a Pringule like me, we’re in the same cult.”

by Hairy Tampon June 2, 2020