go primitive

Instead of keyboarding or texting a long and detailed story someone suggests a phone call as a more direct way to have the conversation.

Dude, I'm good with texting but this is giving me carpel tunnel, let's "go primitive" I'll call you tomorrow at 8.

by steel girl August 2, 2009

Primitive Pussy

The pussy of our ancestors. Similar to Asian pussy, but tastes more similar to brontosaurus meat than cat meat.

Woah dude!!!! That is the most primitive pussy I've ever seen! My sister's old saggy velociraptor vagina doesn't even compare! It doesn't have as many teeth though...

by Nicaragua57 November 11, 2010

primitive enema

An album released by the band Butt Trumpet in 1994. Also a song on the same album. The song has strong overtones of buttsecks.

Lineup on the album consists of:
1. Clusterfuck
2. Funeral Crashing Tonight
3. I've Been So Mad Latelu
4. DICKTatorship
5. Classic Asshole
6. Decapitated
7. Dead Dogs
8. I Left My Flannel in Seattle
9. I'm Ugly and I don't know why
10. The Grindcore Song
11. Primitive Enema
12. I Left My Gun In San Fransisco
13. Shutup
14. Ten Seconds of Heaven
15. Yesterday
16. Ode to Dickhead
17. Pink Gun
18. Blind

Chick:I need a primitive enema.
d00d: I'm up for it.

by DieHippieDie November 27, 2007

primitive fart

The fart routinely used by cave dwellers to smoke out a saber tooth tiger. It's believed to be caused by the horrific combination of digesting tusk marrow and rat carcasses.

After two chorizo tacos and three bowls of northern beans, the harbor master ripped a primitive fart killing his first mate on contact.

by Texas Bill December 15, 2015

primitive-science

1; a bay area underground radio show based on the theory of broken beat, 2; a underground renegade collective of broken beat djs, 3; a family within the SF bay area EDM community that focuses their effort into undergrounds, renegades, breaking and entering events.

"yo, last night the primitive-science crew ripped it at the renny", "Primitive-Science brings the heat", "Primitive-Science radio"

by Primitive-Science October 21, 2009

primitive selections

That one girl you have a crush on from across the classroom, Yeah Her... Well She Has ''Primitive Selections' And needs someone other than you ugly white trash......

That girl has Primitive Selections

by ffffszertdftx554w53w3 November 29, 2016

primitive beat

A hip hop / trap beat that is so dirty it will throw you back to Prehistory and make you bounce like a neanderthal.
Khaos

Mate I'm diggin that primitive beat

by Khas-everywhere September 30, 2015