Priestley

she is a GREAT person with the personality of the best person in the world!she has dark-ish brown hair with brown eyes.
your day will will the best no matter what with a Priestley as your friend!and i have the best one of all,and i know a Priestley!All people are great but none are like Priestley!

ME:Priestley is SO AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!
RANDOM GIRL OR GUY:YEAH!!!! duh no kidding!!!

by mynameisntkairi November 6, 2019

Prestalgia

To predict the nostalgia that will come from something that hasn't happened yet or that is happening now.
Like missing someone before they're gone.

- You know, once you guys are living in London, I'm gonna come visit you and we're gonna look back on these years and say those were some pretty awesome times.
- Ya, I think I miss this already.
- Me too.
- Aw, I can't take all this prestalgia.

by Philmography September 3, 2009

priestiality

Sex with a priest. First coined in alt.recovery.catholicism.

She had a weakness for Jesuits which manifested itself in priestiality.

by Ignatius June 19, 2004

priestley

Peng with the moral high ground

Wow, dat bitch priestley!

by DanLiss December 31, 2013

dirty jason priestly

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners sideburns, elongating and porkchopping for an authentic looking priestly sideburn.

He gave her a dirty jason priestly and she never had anal sex again.

by Pasty McWhitey April 19, 2007

Priestley hobbit

also known to have a severe 'short man syndrome', Rather rare nowa days and they were once almost driven to extinction but are still know to congregate in very small groups around bus shelters and such. The explanation for their bizarre actions is still unknown

oh look its one of them Priestley hobbits

by Racey94 September 20, 2011

Priestley protector

A Priestley protector is someone who vapes a ridiculous amount and idolises mediocre pussy SIMP. A Priestley protector can be seen defending mediocre pussy on snapchat stories, or by other forms of communication. A Priestley protector is highly known for their nicotine addiction, and is sometimes found smoking Dokha whilst using the dating app Yubo.

Person 1: Hey man where were you last night?
Priestley protector: Sorry mate, I just got this new box mod, I was blowing O's in my bathroom all night texting Jess
Person 1: God damnit! You're such a Priestley protector SMH

by dankapplesauce June 3, 2019