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preying mantits

a slang word of british origin,this is a play on the words "preying mantis",but to mean a guys big fat man boobs in the style of buddah
"lawrence put your shirt on you preying mantits,im about to puke this chinese up,bitch"
by ollie deezee January 5, 2009
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Prowings

A very cheap pair of sports shoe, often found at Pay Less.

Often times people who are scrubs wear Prowings,Pro wings, or Pro-wings.
When i was little everyone around me had M. Jordan's at 150$, I had Prowings and that is why i am a floob.
by d1e7el March 4, 2004
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preing

The most important thing done at university. Stands for pre-drinking. Important part of the night getting drunk on cheap alcohol so nights out are cheaper. Games such as ring of fire and beer pong may constitute preing. Must be done with mates, because drinking on your own is weird.
"Where are you preing tonight?"

"Going to Dave's. Might take the beer pong stuff"
by mike95195 March 28, 2015
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Preying Mantis

A sexual act in which the man is having anal sex with a woman and, as he climaxes, the woman rotates her head 180 degrees and engorges herself on the juices inside the man's skull.
Dude 1: Dude, what's up with your head?
Dude 2: I was having sex with Mandy last night and she preying mantis'd me.
by Sam Huge Schlong October 27, 2009
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pewing

1. Chilling out with your mates.

2. Relaxing to chilled music.
"Where you at?"
"I'm just pewing with conor on Wernerth Low"

Facebook Update:
just pewing - at Mcdonalds with John
by JRVanstone April 2, 2011
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Preying on the prophet

'Real Housewives' slang for gettin' some of dat holy penis
Real Housewives of Atlanta's Drew Sidora pulled out receipts on LaToya Ali, who apparently got quite close to Prophet Lott... in the Biblical sense. Drew accused her of "Preying on the prophet" and ruining the christening of her young daughter.
by Uncle Joosie April 13, 2021
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preying mantis

The only insect that makes a great pet.

They hatch on Memorial Day, give or take a few days. About July 4 they are large enough to find in the wild. If you have an egg case in a terrarium, you'll be able to see them as soon as they hatch, but good luck finding these little guys outside.

They all have wings, but only adult males fly. Males are slightly shorter, a lot skinnier, and much more hyper. They are a lot harder to catch and somewhat more difficult to tame.

If well fed, they are much less cannibalistic than commonly thought. Yes, a small percent are Jeffrey or Jennifer Dahmers, but most are not.

Unfortunately they are short lived. In the wild they die between fall and winter. In captivity they still might die in fall, but some will make it almost to next spring.

It may seem cruel, but it's usually best to clip their wings in the fall, as they get a disease which starts out as brown spots on their wings but soon turns into holes. They die sooner if you let them get this, or let it progress. Cut the wings and put some Neosporin CREAM on them with a Q-tip.

FOOD: Katydids are their favorite. Small grasshoppers are good. Moths are excellent. You may have to buy crickets in the winter. Baby mantids eat flightless fruitflies (PETSMART).
Preying Mantis Kung Fu mimicks the fighting style of the Preying Mantis.
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