pressfarttocontinue

Somebody that comments on pretty much every Youtube video.

PressFartToContinue: Hey, great video!

Random Person: You again? Are you following me? o.o

by KittehCatteh June 14, 2014

Presstitute

A presstitute is a journalist who will print or not print any story if payed to do so. Usually the presstitutes boss acts as a pimp because people will pay off the boss and he/she as pimp will make sure his hoes does what the client wants.

Fox news is full of presstitutes and they are all pimped my Murdoch but the liberal media channels are mostly independent hoes who will do any client for their own gain.

by saharadryhumor January 3, 2015

Pressica

A play on the name Jessica. Used to denote that someone is behaving in a pressed manner.

Player 1: Stop hiding in your apartment and come fight me.
Player 2: Goodbye Pressica.

by OpraheatsGayle May 19, 2018

pressica

Excited over nun..mya

Mya is so pressed..pressica

by asiaa13 June 6, 2018

Pressyian Kiss

When someone kisses you using all tongue and no lips.

When a male licks a females asshole.

My girlfriend Pressyian Kissed me yesterday.

by Pressyian June 20, 2018

presstitute

A member of the media who will alter their story and reporting based on financial interests or other ties with usually partisan individuals or groups.

Robert Novak's latest column supporting this administration's criminal policies show that he is nothing more than a presstitute.

by Nicholas Sasson February 10, 2006

Prostifarian

A hooker from the Caribean who probably has pubic dreds.

Look at that prostifarian her dreds are blocking her nips! Gross!

by GRICH2310 October 5, 2013