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on-premise

A completely meaningless phrase often uttered by complete retards who mean "on-premises"
IT idiot 1: Is this configured for on-premise?
IT idiot 2: No you fuck, nothing is.
by itretard June 1, 2018
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President Roosevelt

One of the greatest presidents in American history no matter which one you're talking about :P
Intelligent American who sees past the stupidity of partisanship: "President Roosevelt was amazing."

Blind Democrat: "You'd better mean Franklin because that stupid Theodore was a racist Republican."

Blind Republican: "You'd better mean Theodore because Franklin was a flaming Welfare loving social justice warrior."

Intelligent American who sees past the stupidity of partisanship: "No, I mean both because both were great and put country over party. Without either of them, you both would possibly have been CHILD SLAVES, slaves to large businesses, eating poisonous food, drinking unclean water, and if all of that somehow didn't manage to kill you, then you'd die well before you could use Social Security to keep yourself alive and long lived."

Blind Democrat and Republican: "CUCK!"
by SomewhatOfALibertarian January 18, 2017
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President Poptart

An increasingly popular and derisive nickname for the 45th President of the United States.
Hardcore on the surface but intellectually and psychologically “soft” on the inside, President Poptart wants us to see him as a hard bargaining dealmaker who fights for America; unfortunately it is a mere mask to cover his greedy agenda.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019
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Stay Premium

A phrase which is often said to a male that does not pursue or hook up with a certain female because;

* It is the sister of one of your friends.

* Your friend has already made his intention known that he is trying to get in with her

* You already have a girlfriend

* It might piss off someone that you know

* You put bro's before hoe's
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James: John's mum is looking at me like she wants to screw me hard!.

Bill: Stay Premium Bro, it's not worth it.

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Jim: His sister was all over me last night.

Frank: Did you fuck her?

Jim: Nahh, I Stayed Premium man.

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(Example of Staying Premium)

Bryan: Come on cuz lets go to the movies.

Bob: But I'm just about to cop a root.

Bryan: Fuck man all 6 of us are going come on.

Bob: Alright lets go

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by XxBokixX December 27, 2011
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blue premium bond

+tommy gives tubbo_ some blue wool+
tommyinnit: blue premium bond
tubbo_: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by ONEMINORWEEB_LMAO February 13, 2021
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Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.
Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!
by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015
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premedicated murder

When someone kills and then uses an insanity defence.
Mayuko: Did you hear about the Tampa mom who shot her teenage kids for being mouthy?
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.

Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.
by ocius1 February 23, 2011
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