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premature clapulation

You are so intrigued by a performance, more so than your fellow audience, that you feel the need to applaud before everyone else. Usually no one else joins in clapping.
During super bowl 38 Janet Jackson's nipple slip cause extreme premature clapulation.
by BrennanChoo July 5, 2008
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Premature Ecrapulation

When you think you are going to fart, but crap instead. Basically; When you shart
Person 1: Dude, watch this fart!
Person 2: Alright!
Person 1: *Sharts* Ah damnit!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 3: That sucks! He had premature ecrapulation! Haha!
by Zyth995 November 6, 2011
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premature clapulation

Applauding before a performance is finished. This refers to situations where some or all of the audience think that the performance is over, NOT because they think its superlative quality merits mid-performance applause.
Everyone applauded because they thought or hoped the song was over, but there was one more tedious verse. Terri whispered to me, "Whoops! Premature clapulation."
by vonTrips August 21, 2009
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Premature eChatulation

That annoying moment when you're just about to reach the peak of your flirtation thru chat, the other person suddenly goes offline.
Some dude just had a premature echatulation with me last night.
by killmenao2011 February 21, 2011
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Premature eflagulation

When the referee throws a penalty flag and then calls no foul.
Did you see that Apple Cup premature eflagulation? I thought the fans were going to storm the field!
by lyonfire December 1, 2019
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premature-echatulation

When you met someone you're really excited about in a chat room and you mouth doesn't engage your brain. And what you say comes out all wrong and makes you feel like a complete idiot.
Im really sorry what I said I think I just suffered from premature-echatulation
by Stubey February 16, 2009
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Premature Clapulation

the awkward clap executed by an individual who assumes a performer has finished playing their piece when, in fact, the performer has not finished playing their piece.
"Who was that bitch today in church who ruined the choir's performance of Amazing Grace with premature clapulation?"
by OriginalSpaceBox September 23, 2012
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