Ketchup PreJack

That semi-gooey, clear liquid that comes out of an unshaken ketchup bottle before thr actual ketchup comes out

Damnit, I got ketchup PreJack all over my fries. I can't eat this shit! It looks like Ronald McDonald jerked on my plate now!

by StrongDynamics September 30, 2020

prejack

Said to be associated with the effects of baby-batter, prejack is the state of tongue lolling mental confusion found in horny men. In contrast to its antonym postjack, prejack tends to exist pretty much all the time, except for during the ejaculatory refractory period, (within which clarity is briefly possible.) Tends to affect purchase decisions, especially in the case of jewelry, is associated with awful decision making, and is heavily exacerbated by young, limber, blonde strippers.

Prejack that seemed like a pretty good idea... spending $840 on 45 minutes worth of lap dances. Now my pants are just sticky.

by Beef Ranger October 22, 2008

prejacketlation

When you think it’s cold outside and put on a jacket only to find out it’s too warm outside for a jacket and you have to take it off.

Today I was cursed by an embarrassing fit of prejacketlation as we got off the plane in Orlando.

by Mikki B February 10, 2023

padJacked

When you lose control of your iPad by someone without an iPad who constantly asks you to look up something on the web, while you are surfing.

OMG, my husband padJacked me while I was trying to look at my favorite site.

by Clearly Misunderstood April 19, 2015

never preached

To tell the truth.

Debra: It's a long walk around Biltmore Estates. I'm glad I wore my sneakers.
Candace: You ain't never preached before in your life.

Josh: It's a blessing that Hillary wasn't elected.
Caleb: Son, you ain't never preached before in your life.

by myspecialmagic November 12, 2016

prejack

The act of masturbation (but not to full orgasm) such that any further stimulation will result in an instant ejaculation. A cock in this state is now considered to be prejacked. Contrast this with a limp dick or a fresh boner where it needs a certain amount of stimulation prior to ejaculation

DALE: Hey Minday, wanna fuck?
MINDY: I would, but Katie told me you prematurely ejaculate
DALE: Ohhh no fuck babe, I just prejacked myself sometimes

by _GHOST December 7, 2010

prefucked

When embarking on a long-distance relationship LDR and each party has gone past the stage of being crazy for one another but have yet to meet in person. Normally this would be called 'fucked' but because you've not had the chance to fuck yet, you're 'pre-fucked' or 'prefucked'. Which takes into consideration the waiting period of time before you get to actually fuck.

Steve, while chatting online with Sally: "I'm totally prefucked for you!"

*****

John: "Man, Chris is dissing us again because of that girl he's talking to online!"

Bill: "Yeah man, he's totally prefucked about her."

*****

Tina talking to Lisa: "Girl, why isn't Melissa hangin' out?! Is she prefucked with that guy she met on that dating site?"

by Jersey_in_Autumn November 22, 2011