precalc

a useless math class designed for students who virtually hate themselves. taught by a useless teacher with small brains and frizzy hair. the tests are impossible and the lessons are (not) taught.

standard precalc formula:

theta = cos(wtf) - sin(lol) x2

by mathhater1234 December 2, 2010

pregame to nowhere

Drinking before going to a party, but becoming so intoxicated that you can't make it there.

Joe: Yo dude what did you do last night?
Fred: We pregammed and were going to go to the game, I think. We ended up not leaving the house, we got too drunk to make it out the door.
Joe: Sounds like another pregame to nowhere!

by PhilliesRockStar April 22, 2012

pregly

Pregly as in pretty / ugly

Pregly is someone who is pretty in the outside but ugly in the inside

"That popular bitch from school is so pregly"

by alxxx69r June 22, 2014

Pregananant

it means you'll give birth to satan after eating 100 Ghost peppers like a dumb ass.

*Doctor enters the room with a terrified face*
Doc :you're going to give birth to satan....
Gay Tony :Do you mean i'm PREGANANANT?!

by boi at the corner August 6, 2017

pregan

Life before being vegan.

Bacon was one of my favorite pregan foods.

by themindset October 14, 2010

Pregslist

A site similar to craigslist but strictly for pregnant ladies who's look for sex. So basically what I imagine Angieslist is like.

Mac: Hey make let's go find some ladies!

Devin: Yeah man where should we go?!?
Mac: How bout we hit up the clubs?
Devin: I was thinking more like Pregslist.
Mac: Sounds like a plan.

by Mike Hawk Long March 6, 2014

preganant

when you are preganant you have an ant in your stomach and it is growing to become a huge ant and take over the world. if you are preganant (preg- an- an-ant), you are 1/82375923586586836583. i hope this will never happen to you. to get preganant, you have to eat the toe juices of a far off cattle monster. and the chances of actually getting preganant instead of farting a frog is, 1/979195791.

she went to Afraney to get preganant.

by OFOROR April 20, 2019