preemie

-Short for premature ejaculation
-When a male releases sperm before intercourse

Dude, Norman totally preemied when he saw his mom changing through the window.
Jake laughed so hard at Ana's dildo incident that he preemied.
Rachel Tice is so hot I can't help but preemie when she uses her inhaler.
Dean couldn't take his eyes off Cas while he was fighting. His sexiness sent shivers through Dean and it was hard for him not to preemie.

by faggots4breakfast April 13, 2013

preemie

Taking a shit before it is done brewing deep in your bowels. It is a hastily forced turd due to knowing you will have limited access to a clean and suitable toilet later in the day.

I grunted out a preemie this morning because the nosey lady at work keeps locking the john.

by robotbrian July 26, 2011

preezing

to preeze, preezing, preezed
when you lead someone on with no intention of being with them because you want them to like you

“i thought you liked me but i think you’re just preezing me”

by edible1&2 June 10, 2021

preemies

One, or a group of almost or barely teenage girls.

The girls at the Avril Lavigne concert were all preemies.

by Ryan Dyck February 2, 2006

preezer

Short for "pre-geezer". Someone between the ages 50 thru 79.

I'm a preezer at age 57.

by scifireader December 1, 2010

i've got you a prezzie

I've Got You A Prezzie Is English Slag For "I've Got You A Present" Teenagers Are Normaly Associated With Sland But Adults and Younger Children Are Now Using It Too.

Its My Birthday Soon, my mum has not yet got me a present

Ohh Don't worry, I've got you a prezzie

by #neonRainbowAndUnicornsGirl May 25, 2014

prezzie

president

"The Prezzie is making a speech." or as Lloyd Banks says: "keep my windows like the prezzie"

by the P.L.K. April 10, 2010