Preemptive Sex

Preemptive sex is the act of having sex with someone before they realize they want to have sex with you. Its something that you do to someone, similar to "SUPRISE BUTTSECKS." This is a broader defintion that encompasses both anal intercourse and vaginal intercourse. This is NOT considered rape, as the person will eventually consent, just not before you have sex with them.

"Dude im totally gonna have preemptive sex with Jane tonight, she'll want it next week im sure.

by JIMYBUFFT September 15, 2009

Preemptive Strike

The act of spraying air fresheners in public a restroom before taking a dump.

Man 1: That was a delicious taco.
Man 2: Sure...just make sure you do a preemptive strike before hitting the crapper.

by notwebster January 20, 2014

preemptive puller

Someone who tries to open a car door before it's unlocked, making the driver have to unlock it again just for them.

Stop being a preemptive puller, it's annoying.

by M. Kempson December 28, 2005

Preemptor

A person who puts their hand on their nose before releasing flatuance, and therefore preempted their flatulance.

Laura is a preemptor

by canadiantina November 25, 2006

preemptive rebound

Cheating on your significant other knowing that the relationship is ending soon anyways. Often used as a loophole to rationalize how it is not in fact cheating

"Dude did you cheat on Brittany?"
"No man, I'm going to break up with her soon anyways, it was just a preemptive rebound"

by SwaggerK June 8, 2014

preemptive rape

ya gotta fuck the fuckers before the fuckers before the fuckers fuck you.

Jimbo was going to rape Sally, but Sally preemptively raped him first.

Preemptive rape.

by BugginMcFuk February 21, 2021

Presumption of innocence

Where was mine again? I missed it.

Hym “Where was my presumption of innocence? Because unlike the retard and the whores in the brothel, I didn’t insinuate that I was doing the thing of which I was accused. And in response to the allegation that was levied against me, my question was: if I am being transferred out in response to an allegation, why was she not transferred out when she was accused (by someone other than me) of fucking the retard? I was fired for not reporting the retard sex when I was the one being told about the accusations of retard by a manager. You don’t give a fuck about the presumption of innocence. You care about protecting women regardless of guilt and you’re abusing the presumption of innocence to extrajudicially arbitrate the outcome of the situation. And there are women in prison for doing the thing I’m talking about.

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022