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Pre-order

The act of purchasing access to someone who is almost of age. Only allowable if age is greater than 17 and a half.
I just pre-ordered this egirl on VRChat! She’s turning 18 next month!
by SwiftlySwifty February 4, 2023
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Pre-Order Relationship

A Pre-Order Relationship is a relationship which you and your significant other aren't really dating until a certain time or scheduled.
Yeah Elizabeth and I have that Pre-Order Relationship. How long until your Pre-Order relationship deadline.
by Poorboi72 December 28, 2017
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Pre-Order

Going after someone for romantic or sexual advances that is two years or more younger than yourself. Commonly used with the word Post-order. Used by all sex's since it was made for all sex's
Finn told me he was talking two a girl and I asked her age since he just turned 18 so he said she was 16 but turns 17 in a couple of weeks I told him he was pre-ordering so he should stop talking to her.
by SlinkSoda September 23, 2023
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Pre Order

a man named ezra dating a woman in 8th grade
Hey my names ezra and i pre ordered my girlfriend in the 8th grade as i was interning
by SUPERTRUTHFULMAN863 November 23, 2024
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Pre-Order

"Pre-Order" Is what you say when there is a hot girl but is underage and you cant not fw yet.
Evan sees a cute three year old and says "Pre-Order"
by itzhyper34 November 1, 2023
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