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Paragon shift

A state of extreme perception, reflexes and dexterity. When one triggers or experiences a paragon shift, he or she knows exactly what to do, when to do it, and how to do it. He or she reaches the pinnacle of awesomeness and is, essentially, becomes awesome in every way. Anyone can trigger or experience the paragon shift in any situation. From a Navy SEAL who took out 5 commies with only his bare hands, to that guy sitting on his couch who just went 42-0 with only his XM8 Prototype in Battlefield Bad Company 2.
Matthew: Dude you literally juked their whole team and scored a touchdown.
John: What can I say, I had a paragon shift.
by The Inexistent May 2, 2011
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Progonmar

The official family last name
Members of the family : Joey, Nia, Four and Rivvy
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pragnostic

a person who is completely practical about their belief in God and religion instead of blindly idealistic or dogmatic. Often used to confuse overzealous fundamentalists attempting to pigeonhole someone's beliefs.
Q:Do you believe in God?
A: I'm assuming you mean do I believe in YOUR God, which isn't a fair question at all. I'm pretty sure there is something bigger than myself, but I'm not an atheist or an agnostic which are labels you will use to judge me negatively. So to make you leave me alone I'll just tell you that I'm a pragnostic.
by dawax January 23, 2011
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Pragnet

Derives from the persian word "paragnont". Myth has it that the first person to use the word in a sentence was a short, bald, yet extremely suave man that was born in a chicken farm in the surrounding areas of Tehran, Iran. The line that differentiates "pragnet" and "pregnant" is an extremely fine one, but an important one nonetheless.
"Azee, I remember ven your moder vas pragnet!" exclaimed Mehrdad.
by Chepang Williams May 27, 2009
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pragnent

something that has to happen to form babby
How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
by cchriss92 August 15, 2009
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Pagonged

To be picked off for being in the minority, or the last of your tribe. Named after the Pagong tribe from the reality television series Survivor.
Colleen, you've been Pagonged.
by Nathan R November 10, 2005
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Praguning

1.) Masturbating in school during classes
2.) Being nasty and perverted with both hands in your pants
3.) leaving semen and bottles of Vaseline and moisturizer in classes

WARNING: The above definitions are also warning signs of being a Praguninator.
God Damn it. Pragun is Praguning again. This could be his third offense in geometry class if he is caught.
by theNBmaster May 27, 2013
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