Phoshate

A word to describe anything in a strong manner.

(Breaks Pen) "Aww Man, he totally phoshated that pen!"
(Waits impatiently) "If he doesn't get here soon, I'm going to beat the phoshate out of him."
(After making fun of him) "Dude, she totally just phoshated you!"

by madmack March 25, 2010

Oxidative Phosphorylation

Noun, a seemingly intricate demise of the krebs cycle that is a complete mystery to the human race yet also at the same time largely comical in the usage of vocabulary terms unknown to yourself or others.

I did not know the answer to my algebra test so I simply put Oxidative Phosphorylation....genius.

by Everyday is Halloween February 23, 2010

Phoswald

the common term for phoebe and oswald when theyre together. When in the company of a Phoswald be warned you may experience extreme hand holding, eye gazing, being ignored as if you dont exist, and may be reduced to throwing up, especcially if theres a Phoswald in the cinema. on the otherhand, when the Phoswald is separated into two separate people they are actually very nice and funny individuals. Phoswalds can make very good pets.

'eugh, look at what those Phoswalds are doing!!!'

'hmm, shall we invite Phoswald?'

'aww i love Phoswald!'

by amused :) May 29, 2009

Phosphophyllite

A naive gem from earth that has went through suffering for thousands of years; losing different parts of their bodies during these times. First their legs and arms, then their head and then their eye(Phos -> Emo Phos -> Laphos -> Laphos short haired moon edition -> Crazy maniac Laphos -> Onion). In the end this poor baby turned into a shell of themselves that looks like sour cream and onion rings for some reason. Finally suffering ended for our poor baby.

Person 1: Man I feel bad for phosphophyllite...

Person 2: Same, and if Haruko Ichikawa continues their manga delay then I'm gonna shoot her for sure

Person 1: I know right? Take me with you!

by Hemimorphite August 24, 2023

Phoser

A phone poser. Someone who pretends they are using their phone to avoid a situation.

Guy 1: I ran into that girl the other day.
Guy 2: Did you talk to her?
Guy 1: No, I pretended like I was talking on my phone.
Guy 2: You're such a phoser.

by ManKitten November 6, 2010

Phosphorus

1. a highly explosive chemical that combusts upon contact with oxygen and is derived from the boiling-out of water from a substance known as urine, or, in simple terms, a flammable powder that comes from boiled piss.

Some say that phosphorus was discovered by a genius. My personal opinion is that it was discovered by a drunken fool who wanted to make coffee but had had his water line disconnected because he forgot to pay the bill.

by Seph Infinitum February 16, 2009

Phosphorite

Impure, massive apatite. Not to be confused with appetite, the desire to eat. - Wikipedia.

Correct: This geological feature contains a phosphorite.

Correct: The rock collector has a phosphorite set in a transparent plastic ball.

Incorrect: Senator Larry Edwin Craig (R-Idaho) of the House and Senate Ethics Committees, Senate Armed Forces Committee, and Veterans Affairs Committee, supported the Federal Marriage Amendment. He has a real phosphorite for bathroom strangers, however.

by Nestro December 29, 2007