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Strawberry Phosphates 

Phosphates were carbonated beverages made-from-scratch by the "soda jerk" using carbonated soda water, flavored syrups and phosphoric acid -- in this case, they are flavored with strawberry syrup.

In slang, Strawberry Phosphates refer to strippers; the term is in reference to Thornton Wilder's play "Our Town", in which Mrs. Gibbs references her son George spending all of his money on strawberry phosphates, jokingly thought to be the character Emily's stripper name.
George: Aw, Ma,-- I got a lot of things to buy.
Mrs. Gibbs: Strawberry phosphates--that's what you spend it on.

"Our Town", Act I
Strawberry Phosphates by STAGEWEST December 27, 2011

Scrotium Phosphate 

A new phosphate compound discovered by three biology undergraduates. Coming from the combination of the salts from the sweat from the scrotum and Phosphorite.

It is used to help with fertilization of plants and can help with human fertility when needed.

While not approved as of 2023 it is believed to be a good replacement of caffeine for helping with energy. It is currently being tested as replacements for energy drinks.
Honey I think we have to use the newly discovered Scrotium Phosphate compound if we are to have a child because all of our attempts are failing.”

phosphate 

phosphate .. dried up dog shit
phosphate by HOWDY HOUSER June 18, 2011
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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