Power wank

The act of wanking to ultimate pleasure. This is done by assembling 3 computer screens side by side, putting porn on all 3 of them and then blasting your stereo with dubstep so you can't hear anything else. Proceed.
Jesse was feeling a little depressed with life so he busted out a power wank to lift his spirits.
by colourize June 29, 2011
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Power Wank

When in you in the climax of wankin knowing that someone is about to enter the room you are in. and so you start wanking so powerfully you cock goes to red alert
by Tony bistol February 23, 2005
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Power Wank

For when you're so fucking horny from phone sex that only a power wank will do.
TEXT: "Oh god you're really making me want to come fucking badly. Gonna have to have a power wank thinking about your beautiful sexy ass"
by Lucas1212 February 02, 2012
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gillette power wank

where you jack off using gillette shaving foam as lubricant
"im off too the toilet for a gillette power wank mum be right back"

"im gaggin for a gillette power wank"
by Denzelessin August 31, 2009
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Slovenian Power Wank

To wank, or be wanked, in a particularly aggressive or over-enthusiastic manner. Usually involves an element of discomfort on the part of the person whose penis is being so manipulated.

Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of Slovenian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.

Nowadays if you are being wanked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man wanking you is a genuine Slovenian tractor driver.
P: Bloody hell - he was pulling on my dick so hard it almost came off!

R: Oh - do you not enjoy a Slovenian Power Wank?
by meck meck meck meck April 06, 2010
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Prussian Power Wank

A Prussian Power Wank is defined as a man of full or partial germanic ancestry wanking extremely quickly to the picture of a famous german figure
Don't worry about hans hes having a prussian power wank
by Prussian Power Wank May 24, 2015
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Narcissistic Power Wank

The act of masturbation with ones self being the focus of stimulation; usually performed by an individual whilst looking in a mirror when they are somewhat excited about a recent success or achievment.
Tom: "Where's Kev"?
Chris: "Not sure, but he did ask me for a mirror..."
Alex: "He's gone off for a Narcissistic Power Wank"

Or,

"Man! I'm so psyched! I could really use a Narcissistic Power Wank right now!"
by Jeff McBeckson October 06, 2016
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