Potatoing out

When one is in a state of consciousness or mind in which is comparable to a potato

Do you see that man over there?
The one drooling on himself?
Yes, hes completely potatoing out.

by ThePotatoeMaster May 24, 2015

Mash-Potatoing

V. Mash-Potatoing is the process of slamming a semi flacid boner, a.k.a. chub, into the lips of a vagina but not actually entering the vagina.

Billy: yeah i couldnt get it in her cuz i wasnt fully hard but we were still goin at it.

Craig: she was mash-potatoing your dick?

by craiggetshispooholelicked June 24, 2010

Mash-Potatoing

Its the act of stuffing a condom into the lips of a vagina but not really entering.

Joe: Hey, did you actually have sex?
David: No, I was just mash-potatoing her.

by Konoyaro Bakayaro December 7, 2015

Potatoism

A religion that is holy in all aspects.

Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.

If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.

They believe that the world should be Sommunist.

Enlightened man: "Hail the Potatoes in all life!"

Average Man: "What do you mean?"

Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."

Average Man: "..."

*The room is filled with holy light.

Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"

by Supreme Comrade Stalin August 31, 2018

potatoism

A religion that believes that potatoes are the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with potatoes.

Pat: What's your religion?
Eric: Potatoism
Pat: What's Potatoism?
Eric: POTATOES ARE LIFE, MAN

by [JUSTI] July 19, 2017

Snake Potting

Smoking weed with scooter kids

Hey bro wanna go to the park for some snake potting

by Evan.d March 14, 2020

PotatoAnimation

PotatoAnimation, A "Famous" twitch streamer, that likes to stream daily. He streams various games leading from VR to STEAM Titles. He is commonly known with his amazing CS-GO skills and hilarious interactions with his viewers. You should effeminately check him out on ( www.twitch.tv/potatoanimation ).

Yoo, Did you watch PotatoAnimations Stream?

by PotatoAnimation August 27, 2019