Postponed Birthday Sex

to postpone the birthday sex to a day in the near future!

He wanted some birthday sex but was busy on his birthday so they had some postponed birthday sex the week after.

by melissayy! June 22, 2011

postponed

cause or arrange for (something) to take place at a time later than that first scheduled.

Due to circumstances beyond our control, the event has now been postponed. Please hold on to your tickets as we try to look for new dates

by what do i care 125 October 16, 2020

pontooned

Equivalent to pwned, owned, j00d, laviowned, etc.

"Oh, you got pontooned."

by Cameron November 8, 2005

postporne

to postpone something because you are viewing porn

Sorry, I'm going to have to postporne lunch. Cum back in 5.

by inlineofire March 11, 2016

Postroned

When an event or activity has to be postponed until after the the COVID-19 Pandemic has recessed.

The music festival has been postroned indefinitely.

by Dakotaa46 April 6, 2020

postponement

the action of postponing something; deferral.

The postponement of the film’s sequel has held cinema-goers in eager anticipation for several months.

by what do i care 125 October 16, 2020

Postphoned

A meeting or event that you're planning to attend but which is cancelled at the last minute by cellphone.

Broseph: "Hey, aren't you supposed to be meeting Jane for coffee now?"
Me: "Yeah, I was supposed to but she postphoned."

by sijafo June 27, 2010