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Polish hat trick

Shootgun 1 beer , do a shot of vodka and rail of cocaine. They all have to be done one after another
U acting like a little bitch , why dont u do a polish hat trick and see if u can turn your self around...
by Honey badger 275 July 1, 2018
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Polish Identity Theft

When someone steals your personal information and pays your bills.
Me: My credit score went up and my car is now paid? WTF?

You: You are a victim of Polish Identity Theft
by Joey Paisan May 10, 2011
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shoe polish

Make sure your shoe polish contains silver nitrate first, otherwise it won't work and you'll get your head torn off instead.
by ibangerjeepers May 21, 2022
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Polish helicopter

After consuming 10-15 beers you hang yourself naked upside down from the ceiling fan .. You then pee continuously till you become dizzy and fall to the floor ....a somewhat high risk maneuver so some form of head protection is usually advised when performing this act
PHIL: "hey Larry do you and Cindy want to come over for dinner tonight?"..... LARRY:" probably not she's not talking to me since I pissed all over her couches and fell through her glass coffee table doing the polish helicopter last night
by Super jo jo and friends July 13, 2016
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Polish Tooth Whitening

The act of ejaculating in a chicks butt, dipping your index finger in and having a good swirl (best done left handed). After mixing in the bung hole for a while, you remove your finger now basted in the semen entrenched fecal potion. This is done doggie style so the chick is clueless when you reach around and stick your index finger in her mouth and give her a good Polish tooth whitening. Finish off by wiping your dick on her curtains.
When money is tight or you are too cheap to by generic whitening strips, it's always prudent to give your girlfriend with discolored teeth a good old fashion Polish Tooth Whitening the next time she gets a rogering from behind.
by Bugsy McDingle November 20, 2012
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Polish sock-drawer

A drawer containing numerous erotic sex toys such as dildos, anal beads, penis pumps, and lubricants. Though not necessary, recreational drugs are also common.
Dude, I went into my sister's room looking for some pot and I stumbled across her Polish sock-drawer. I can't believe her boyfriend needs a penis pump.

After we kicked my sister out of our mom's house we were packing her stuff and found her Polish sock-drawer.
by Rojo Cobertizo November 28, 2013
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polish cow

the holy cow that is in the bible
by comic guy November 25, 2020
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