Mariah Porter

A girl so beautiful she doesn't even need make up to look good.

See that girl over there? She's a Mariah Porter, she looks beautiful even without make up.

by mysterious gentleman November 26, 2011

Eli Porter

Infamous for committing what was quite possibly the longest pause in a rap battle ever. Despite this shortcoming, many still regard him as one of the top 5 emcees Dead or Alive.

Eg's of Eli Porters work:
"See I'm the best maynne, I deed it"
"Look at these dentals mayne, withth dent on the grill"
and widely considered his Magnum Opus:
"You need to stay in the shade no wonder why you came out you were already in the gay parade".

by Eli the mayne April 17, 2008

Pootend

When one pretends to be taking a poo in order to get caught up on social media while also avoiding familial obligations

"He can't help bathe the kids because he's too busy pootending"

by AgeCristini July 1, 2017

Poetenry

Poems of ten lines.

Md. Ziaul Haque, from Bangladesh, started writing poetenry.

by Rajeeb2014 January 15, 2013

Austin Porter

Austin Porter is a blond hair boy from the boy band PRETTYMUCH.

“Austin Porter is so talented.”

by PastelTori October 28, 2018

Partential

adj. In golf, when a player has a good chance, or the potential to Par the current hole. A strong favoring of scoring par on a hole.

If Bobby has an easy putt from four feet away, then he has partential.

by Wiseman James85 February 4, 2010

Poeten

The poet who writes only ten-line-poems.

I would like to be a great poeten in the days ahead.

by Rajeeb2014 January 16, 2013