Porchdick

A Porchdick is a guy who sits on a porch and is a dick to everyone that walks by. They are usually old, drunk, high, etc. Also they prefer to remain on a rocking chair or other type of chair with a big glass of scotch instead of confronting people face to face.

"Hey dude, did you see that old guy on the porch back there?"
"Yeah man, that guy is a great example of a porchdick. He called some six year old a pussy ass bitch yesterday!"

by Velociraptor With an RPG March 10, 2015

portajacker

n.- A person who masturbates inside a portable toilet, usually on construction sites.

That dude spends like 30 minutes in the port-a-crapper, I swear he's a portajacker.

by GumpIsrael April 26, 2017

Popadick

The college nickname of your co-worker who used to pop-a-squat on many a dick.

Odd, Popadick was my nickname back in college.

by TheDude301 March 15, 2023

Portacocky

When you hitting it from behind knee deep in them guts and all of a sudden realize she ain't wipe right and now you got portapotty booty juice all over your cock. You got yourself a portacocky

Better wrap it up before she hit you with a portacocky.

by RackieChan June 12, 2023

potdicker

A delectable piece of fine dining in which a woman drops to her knees, opens her mouth wide, and braces for impact as a man fills her cheeks with boiling water and proceeds to stick his dick in her mouth.

For a satiating follow-up dessert, see chocolate lava cake.

Once I decided I wanted to cheat on my wife, I wanted to do it hot and with a bang. So I went to a kinky sex party and gave a blonde bimbo the best potdicker of her life.

by Kai the Spy April 19, 2024

parmadickle

Petting with one finger

I like to parmadickle my friends

by Markeor May 15, 2024