Mostly related to internet porn, p. relates to the moment when the viewer reached an orgasm and subsequently looks at the material in question in disgust.
I totally had a porniphany last night after I jerked off to "Who's Nailin' Paylin"! That shit is disgusting!
by djuppeltier August 28, 2010
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by MegaloMeg February 4, 2010
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by Peddo Bear April 16, 2011
Get the pornticipate mug.The condition where an individual becomes incapacitated to masturbate anymore by watching porn because he is supposedly in love now.
The condition led by excessive masturbation in a short duration of time. Physical symptoms include a dead dick and hand shaking it vigorously in hopes of getting one last hit!
The condition led by excessive masturbation in a short duration of time. Physical symptoms include a dead dick and hand shaking it vigorously in hopes of getting one last hit!
by 98ska June 6, 2011
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Stephen Jackson (Darkness): "When you're quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn is that porntined?"
Stephen Jackson (Darkness): "When you're quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn is that porntined?"
Ethan: "So leon how has your time been while you were quarantined?"
Leon: "Good other than all the entertainment I have had is porn."
Chris:"So you were porntined like me."
Ethan:"Is that what that is called I thought that is what you call a friday night."
Leon: "Good other than all the entertainment I have had is porn."
Chris:"So you were porntined like me."
Ethan:"Is that what that is called I thought that is what you call a friday night."
by the_true_king_of_sarcasm April 15, 2021
Get the porntined mug.When someone uses out-dated sexual terms or references. Examples of such terms.."porking", "porno", "hussy", "gay-lord" ect
Me- I was talking to Rick the other day and he said he was going home to "pork" his wife.
Lew- Ha! what did you say to that?
Me- I asked him if he was Rusty from "European Vacation"
Lew- He's so porntiquated..
Lew- Ha! what did you say to that?
Me- I asked him if he was Rusty from "European Vacation"
Lew- He's so porntiquated..
by ponzi_joe August 30, 2013
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True geeks have Ubuntu installed on them! And store all of the porn in an encrypted disk image file! And only use the root account to actually view the porn!
True geeks have Ubuntu installed on them! And store all of the porn in an encrypted disk image file! And only use the root account to actually view the porn!
Anton: Mindy, what are you doing?
Mindy: Looking through a laptop my boyfriend was hiding!
Anton *Looking at the Ubuntu logo on screen*: Mindy, i think this is a porntop! He's not into in just you anymore! Or maybe he's gay!
*Mindy cries*
Anton *hugging her*: I know, the truth hurts, i can try to hack it!
Mindy: Looking through a laptop my boyfriend was hiding!
Anton *Looking at the Ubuntu logo on screen*: Mindy, i think this is a porntop! He's not into in just you anymore! Or maybe he's gay!
*Mindy cries*
Anton *hugging her*: I know, the truth hurts, i can try to hack it!
by Anton The Reaper September 15, 2013
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