Pornomatic

Something that is so sexy it only belongs in a porno.

While Jill and Lisa were making out, Joe yelled out "PORNOMATIC!"

by Demineonz February 26, 2009

Pornovanz

A nickname that has nothing to do with porn you dirty minded, a nickname that Martin Hernandez got when he was 16 y.o by DJ Aileman Blau Pornovanz is a official registerd name and public figure also well known in the world of Gaming and Social media such as MC5, Invasion, Facebook, Twitter, Metroflog, Myspace, Critical Ops, Xbox live.

Look ,here comes your papi!
-who?
Pornovanz bitch!!!

by Pornovanz July 31, 2017

porntmanteau

A "wet 'n' juicy" Urban-Dictionary entry that combines portions of two or more shorter words.

Good examples of clever porntmanteau words are "sargasm" and "suckcess"

by QuacksO February 24, 2019

Poonomancy

Poonomancy is the art and science of divining future events on the basis of the character and conformation of the female genitalia. Two schools of thought exist within the poonomantic community, the labiists and the vulvists, the former group arguing that only the labia majora and minora have prognostic value and the latter group arguing that the entire pudenda must be considered in discerning future events.

Chloe needed to know if her girlfriend was cheating on her, so she managed to obtain an imprint of her twat and consulted one skilled in poonomancy

by Poonomancer September 21, 2021

pognomaniac

Aversion to Pogs.

She is a pognomaniac. Doesn't like Pogs.

by Bex3007 March 2, 2022

Pornman

Pornman is an evil supervillain that takes form as a parasite that infects a host. The Nutfest is a week-long event starting on December first where the top 10 people who failed No Nut November the fastest are put into a hunger games like ring for a week to survive. Unknowingly, guards will intently murder them all until one remains.. But the suevivor gets no reward, no merit. In fact, they get less than disapproval in becoming Pornman. He is a supervillain that can telekenetically cause people to commit innappropriate acts such as gaping, jerking, and having sexual intercourse within public spaces. His goal is to cause Nutmageddon where everybody fails at once, which means that theoretically the biggest nutfest is hosted, wiping out the entire planet into a free for all and leaving the last one standing with a crippling depression and weakness. If unsuccessful, then after NNN and Nutfest, Pornman will be replaced as usual.
Using Pornman to refer to the entity is a common definition but it can refer to innaproprate people with vulgar language, and people with Porn addictions. A draw is the event where Pornman nuts first, which means he is entered into Nutfest and has the chance to become the Pornman for another year. Currently Sergei Rachmaninoff has been the Pornman for three hundred and forty two millenia.

Chris: Wanna hang out?
Gru: Not right now, I'm watching porn
Chris: In November at 12:01 AM? Quit being a Pornman!

by SinsLife79 September 21, 2023