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pornoed

When a person has a deviant sexual act done to them that is usually only seen in a hardcore pornography movie.
Last night I felt so pornoed when he slapped me in the face with his cock.
by thispseudonymphs January 3, 2014
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pornoisseur

a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments on porn, particularly one of hard core, or in matters of perversion: a connoisseur of porn.
Persons whos eyes bleed and their soul is emptied by the consumption of so much porn they earn the title "pornoisseur" and become subject matter experts on internet, video, sex scene and/or other porn matters.
by Eric VonUlmer November 25, 2006
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pornoimmigrant

someone who fucks immigrants/ an immigrant who fucks immigrants, cats, dogs etc...
i lost my cat yeserday, and today i found him outside a group home with his butthole stretched, then i realised a pornoimmigrant had kidnapped him.

I am a pornoimmigrant, i confess i raped 12 6yo kurdish girls.
by niqquer45 June 22, 2021
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Pornordo

A location built to gather only the most distinguished adult websites.
Wondering where i could go Pornordo today?
by A lady under her sheet March 7, 2022
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Pornoisseur

Combination of the words ‘porn’ and ‘connoisseur’ to indicate someone (male or female) who is a discerning and responsible consumer of pornography, as opposed to someone who wanks off to whatever they can find or someone whose tastes are highly dubious.

A pornoisseur:

* possesses a great deal of knowledge about pornography and awareness of its genres, gained over many years, but is not remotely interested in viewing anything sick, abusive or illegal

* has informed and discriminating taste and can distinguish the good porn from the bad

* enjoys porn and recommends it to their friends as part of a healthy sexual relationship
Yeah, I suppose you could call me a pornoisseur: I spent ages in a sex shop the other day choosing DVDs. There’s a lot to take into consideration as those DVDs ain’t cheap!: production values, how hot are the women, how hot are the men, how long is it, what’s the genre…
by mona_minchiata April 16, 2009
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pronoid

The belief that the world is conspiring for you; or, the opposite of paranoid.
Bob: Dude, this morning I found 10 bucks on the sidewalk, my classes got cancelled, and the milf that I hitchhiked home with made out with me. I'm beginning to get pronoid.
by benJAMin42 April 24, 2008
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pornwidth

Amount of bandwidth needed to watch your porn
When I can't log into the internet because my roommate Randy is using all the pornwidth
by Spindog April 28, 2011
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