Porkhole Mustard

That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.

That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.

She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.

by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021

Pornholio

Pornholio - when you have finished rubbing one out watching porn but realize you forgot to grab something to wipe up the "spillage" so, (like your namesake Cornholio of Beavis and Butthead fame) you pull your T-shirt up over your head and go on a quest for TP. In your case, however, it ain't for your bunghole.

"I am the Great Pornholio" I need TP for my jizz load."

by Gary Straynge October 15, 2021

Cornered and Cornholed

When you attempt, and ultimately, fail, to prevent a gang of bearded, mushroom-penised inmates from overpowering and rectally violating you in the prison store room.

*Watching the butt-flogging montage in The Shawshank Redemption*

"Man, there goes Andy with his broom again. You'd think he was the only piece of ass in all of Shawshank."

"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."

by Belinski November 3, 2018

Pornhound

One who is constantly searching out and obsessively consuming pornography.

"Hey Elizabeth, why you gotta be such a Pornhound?"

by I know a porn addict when I see one August 9, 2007

Cleveland Porthole

Cleveland Porthole: The elegant act of shitting in someone’s tracheotomy hole.

Can you please shit in my tracheometry hole? It’s been a long day.

Cleveland Porthole: shitting in that hole boi

by Dudeguyhomie August 4, 2018

Porkhole

Any hole on a male/female that can be penetrated by any limb what so ever from a human

"Fuck my Porkhole"

"Lick my Porkhole"

by Kevin4 January 15, 2008

Pornopedia

Interactive online encyclopedia about pornography, erotica, sexuality, and everything related to it including actors, movies and books.

"Dude, I just jerked off to this hot girl Belladonna. Movie was called Ass Worship or something. Do you know what other movies she did?"

"Just look her up on Pornopedia, man."

by Till Kraemer April 15, 2016