porker

someone who is fat and obviously does nothing to help that..

"damn!! madalyns a fuckin' porker!!! did u c her put away that whole bag of ruffles druing prac.?!?!?"

by shelbs March 08, 2005

Porker

A rude name for a fat person

"I was an absolute porker before I started hitting the gym."

by Suburbanz71 November 19, 2017

porker

a lie, a pork pie
cockney rhyming slang

what a porker!

by cockney wanker October 10, 2003

porker

Any Porsche vehicle or Porsche driver

There's too many porkers on the roads nowadays.

by IanM May 08, 2006

Porker

Noun: A word for someone who is accused of sexually mollesting animals. For example, someone who raped a dog (got milkboned) would be a porker. Someone who raped a pig (got porked by a pig) would also be a porker. Used most popularly as an insult.

I heard she was so desparate that she got milkboned by her dog! What a porker!

by Kitty January 25, 2005

porker

a fugly bitch who thinks that they are amazing. They are really annoying and they should go fuck themselves

I heard the porker is porking a pork pie

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers April 25, 2019

Porker

Anyone who lives in Newburyport, MA and supports the Clippers. Rude and stuck up sports players who don't play by the rules

Dude! We're gunna WRECK those Porkers!

by a-town4lyfe January 07, 2010