Porker

A rude name for a fat person

"I was an absolute porker before I started hitting the gym."

by Suburbanz71 November 19, 2017

porker

a lie, a pork pie
cockney rhyming slang

what a porker!

by cockney wanker October 10, 2003

porker

Any Porsche vehicle or Porsche driver

There's too many porkers on the roads nowadays.

by IanM May 17, 2006

Porker

Noun: A word for someone who is accused of sexually mollesting animals. For example, someone who raped a dog (got milkboned) would be a porker. Someone who raped a pig (got porked by a pig) would also be a porker. Used most popularly as an insult.

I heard she was so desparate that she got milkboned by her dog! What a porker!

by Kitty January 25, 2005

porker

a fugly bitch who thinks that they are amazing. They are really annoying and they should go fuck themselves

I heard the porker is porking a pork pie

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers April 25, 2019

Porker

Anyone who lives in Newburyport, MA and supports the Clippers. Rude and stuck up sports players who don't play by the rules

Dude! We're gunna WRECK those Porkers!

by a-town4lyfe January 7, 2010

Porker

A fat fuck that will never amount to anything in life. Born from the most hick family, a Porker can mate with his equally fat sister. Also, inspiring to be DJ Skippy (a no name Disc Jockey that is equally a waste of life as a Porker) the Porker spins the mixes from the 80's, 90's, and today. A Porker also tends to get pointless tattoos that only make his rotund appearance more fustrating to the normal human being. A Porker is a drain on the human race and needs to be eliminated to ensure a better looking human species. (similar to blacks and jews)

"Yo that kid Justin Winters is a real Porker"

by Alvis Snow May 13, 2010