Pornastrophe

A cataclysm of pornography; can be defined as a pornado gone terribly wrong.

When one tries to chase the furry porn rabbit too far down the vaginal rabbit hole. The interwebs take their revenge with a unrelenting fury of pop ups and spyware, ranging from horse porn, and bukakke to pedophilia and Shitting Dick Nipples.

Me: WTF are you doing in there? Why is my internet having a lagtasm?

Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me: Aw shit, it sounds like you're having a pornastrophe in there.

Brown: KILL IT, KILL IT WIFF FIAR!

Me: Have fun with Windows Anti-Virus 2009.......

by RackTranquility September 25, 2010

Porfa

porfa: slang for the spanish word por favor meaning please:

Hey Jay can you grab me a brew brew

Jay replies, "naw homie get your own"

you reply , "common Porfa...porfaaa!"
porfa!

Jay replies o.k. you lil cry baby!

by (Anwar ) Plan-A-Emcee May 22, 2005

Porgasm

Achieving an orgasmic experience from viewing (or for that matter even hearing) a porg

Friend: Hey did you see Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Me: It gave me the best porgasm of my life.

by SemStev April 23, 2018

Portashee

A more direct way to express being bored as shit

There is absolutely nothing to do I'm portashee

by Darkwen July 10, 2019

porfa este:

This is a very strange thing, it's seen in Tiktok alot. It Usually is this woman speaking to puppets for asmr purposes?

'porfa este: dos puntos... ORORORORORORORORORARARAARARARARAR!!'

by шиншилла March 6, 2022

jesus porras

Jesus Porras is a man who is just the most goregous and friendliest person you'll meet in your life if you ever run into him make sure you talk to him he won't bite he may look intimidating at first but he is a complete sweetheart he is the most loving person. He is also up for any challenge you throw at him even if he knows it might be dangerous. He has a body that'll make you fall in love, the voice of an angel, a smile that'll light up the room, so funny that he'll make you have a six pack by the end of the class. He is very outgoing athletic responsible people person loving caring passionate about everything he is also a ladies man girls are always around him can't even keep there eyes off of him and can't stop thinking about him he even makes guys cum in there pants when they see him

jesus porras

by Ashley Nicole Alva November 7, 2011

podfaster

Someone who listens to a large about of podcasts at faster than normal speeds often speeds of 1.2x, 1.5x and sometimes 2x and even 3x.
Podfasters do this to listen to large amount of podcasts during a week compared to the normal average of 5-7 a week

Susan is a podfaster, she listens to her podcasts at speeds of 2x. She does this as she listens to around 150-200 hours of podcasts a week.

by seeeeellliott September 3, 2021