Pop-Tarting

Sending home a one night stand with a Pop-Tart for breakfast and $20 for a cab.

Kitty couldn't get her one night stand to leave fast enough, she had to resort to Pop-Tarting.

by Nine11junky October 1, 2019

pootaiting

Waiting for someone to do a poo in a public toilet

I’m just pootaiting for Johnny before we can go to the beach.

by Ruben Bombay April 14, 2022

Portarlington Miniature Railway

A miniature railway located in Portarlington, Victoria, next to the ocean. It has multiple electric and diesel locomotives for public passenger carrying rides every sunday from 11AM to 4PM, with reduced hours during winter.

"Did you go to Portarlington Miniature Railway this weekend?"
"Yea! It was really fun!"

by AverageTrainEnjoyer June 22, 2022

Pop tarting

Taking a dump underneath the covers while asleep.

I took NyQuil and Ex-Lax last night and ended up pop tarting in my sleep.

by Anchala April 9, 2008

wet pop-tarting

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.

person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.

by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021

poptartaglias

probably the best childe account that i am so happy to be friends with

"i'm mutuals with poptartaglias"
"let's get married <33333"

by ewena May 11, 2022

Portarlington

Probably one of the most inbred towns in Victoria, Australia on the outskirts of Geelong (because there's only one I in Portarlington and many locals are pretty old and stereotypically toothless).

Lynette: Do you like living in Portarlington?
Evan: Hell no! It's where all the inbreds live.
Lynette: Facts. You're not a local unless you were born under the pier! Ahahaha

by EvanC7 November 8, 2023