suburban poptart

Any person who has the personality of a pop tart living in a suburban area; colorful and good taste on the inside, flakey white body on the outside.

Liam, stop being a suburban poptart.

by pseudofedup January 25, 2015

poptart bitch

A poptart bitch is a woman with whom you sleep with that when you wake up you toss her a poptart and kick her ass out the door, not a keeper and definately not a pancake bitch

Guy 1: hey bro I met this girl last night, total pancake bitch
Guy 2: lucky all the girls I meet are just poptart bitches...

by billy jean cowdog September 24, 2012

poptart

Food to the Gods

God eats poptarts

by Sam Kimport October 27, 2003

netflix and poptarts

When you're so lonely all you do is watch Netflix and eat PopTarts.

Bob: What did you do this weekend?
Jim: All I did was Netflix and PopTarts*Falls over crying*.

by Mr. Lonely666 October 29, 2015

smuggling poptarts

any sexual favor that you don't want to tell your friends about.

Jennifer was smuggling poptarts last week.

by Nyutan June 17, 2009

Poptart

Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.

Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.

by ChuckWagon19 November 7, 2010

poptart suprise

Where you brake a poptart in half, where the Jelly stuff that's inside the poptart shows, and you rub it in the Vaginal area CreditCard style(up and down the area quickly), and you get all the jelly-like stuff inside the vagina flap area, then you use the Jelly-like stuff that's inside the poptart as Lube, and when you're finished, you eat the Cum-Jelly mixture out.

OH MY GOD! poptart suprise!..
mmmm..

by IKnowWhyCumIsWhiteAndClear September 19, 2009