priaphobia

The rational fear of driving behind a prius.

This affliction is suffered by 99% of people who actually know how to drive.

Someone suffering from priaphobia would rather pull behind a loaded semi truck at a stop light than a Prius with the rational being that the semi will accelerate faster when the light turns green.

by Ferdinand Porsche January 13, 2017

peraphobia

Feeling of fear or repulsion towards the individual known as Perapex.

Charlie: Ugh here's perapex.
Sabrina: What? You have peraphobia or something?

by Baneazos May 16, 2020

Papaphobia

Intense fear or dread of the Pope, the Roman Catholic Church or of the clergy.

I couldn't go into the church because I suffer from severe papaphobia.
or
I couldnt go into the church because I am severely papaphobic.

by Molester September 6, 2004

O-sack-pophobia

A dangerous mental condition that quarterbacks in the NFL suffer from, especially those such as Tony Romo when they know they are about to get owned by dangerous players like Brian Orakpo of the Washington Redskins.

Omg, did you see Tony Romo and his O-sack-pophobia that led to the interception by DeAngelo Hall? Then all of a sudden, Santana Moss caught the ball from Jason Campbell and the Redskins won the game.

by Redskins_Own November 19, 2009

pupaphobia

Phobia of puppets or marionettes.

Rosaline: Puppets are such amazing creations, would you not agree?
David: Don't even bring up puppets, they scare the shit out of me.
Rosaline: What do you mean?
David: I've got pupaphobia, man, that kind of shit is creepy and scary as fuck.

by gamblignant May 14, 2016

popophobia

Having a fear of the police or any officer of the law.

Hey man, I would go with you to the police station, but I can't because I have popophobia.

by jacobymin June 12, 2007

poorphobia

the fear of poor people. most rich snobs have some sort of poorphobic disorder.

hobo: "spare some change?"

rich snob: "ohh my get away form me you filthy hobo"

hobo: *not another asshole with poorphobia"

by paulsgay January 25, 2011