PooTin

The leader of Russia who thinks its a great idea to invade Ukraine. PooTin is commonly referred to as mentally deficient.

PooTin is such a fucking retard

by Marblemaestro October 10, 2022

pootin mooning

When you fart while mooning someone.

I'm gonna do some Pootin Mooning

by oleteej June 25, 2015

Scooter Pootin'

The act of shopping, running errands, or going around town to finish oddjobs.

Me and Mom are going scooter pootin', do you need anything?

by jfatticus March 24, 2012

pootin' blanks

When you sit down on the can expecting to unload a large deuce but air farts are the only thing that comes out...similar to the phrase shooting blanks.

John: "Hey Dave, where are you?"
Dave: "On the can, about to take a huge slam!"
Dave's Butt: "phhhhht"
John: "Ha! You're just pootin' blanks!"

by fpa_2010 August 12, 2010

can't toot for pootin'

Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."

Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!

Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!

by Jackalman April 14, 2009

done some Pootin

Excreting in very large amounts while you gamble your car with a homeless person.

Anon: Yo! Tramp....

Tramp: You fucking stink

Anon: I will gamble my car with you?

Tramp:OK. Have you just done some Pootin?

Anon: Yes.. Yes i have

by GooeyPootin December 3, 2013

Pootine

When you’re eating a girl’s ass when she has a yeast infection

Guy 1 : Yo you hit that last night?

Guy 2 : Nah I gave er the ol stratch n sniff and I pulled nothin but gravy and curds talk about a pootine eh

by StalinEatsAss March 1, 2021