Pootash

when you have a crap and you get bits of poo stuck to the hairs on your arse

"aah, i had a really run shit this morning and my pootash has been saw all day- i can't stop picking it!"

by Mr Whippy January 9, 2004

pootash

muppet twat loser pussy
use to disrespect
hurt others feeling
light hearted banter

you a fucked up sweaty poohtash
up yours fucking two bit pootash
take it like a pootash

by andy pope April 19, 2008

Pootash

When someone runs their finger along their arse crack collecting, on the tip of the finger, a load of sweaty shitty arse stink then wiping said finger along the top lip of some unsuspecting person.

I Just pootashed Jeff while he was sleeping so when he wakes he will smell nothing but my shitty arse crack.

by Spoopleman May 9, 2018

poontash

The pubic hair of a woman, which can resemble a moustache.

yes it definitely can.

'...so i shaved her poontash....kinky stuff....'

by LIAM SHOT SADDAM January 9, 2008

Pootastic

Something that is fantastically shitty

You just recieved a speeding fine! 'Oh just pootastic'

Aren't you happy it is time for work! 'well how Pootastic for me'

by propart June 8, 2009

Portashee

A more direct way to express being bored as shit

There is absolutely nothing to do I'm portashee

by Darkwen July 10, 2019

pootastrophy

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.

Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.

by big mama jdog May 2, 2006