Pootash

A pre-puberty moustache where a young boy cannot grow a moustache properly only small bum fluff hair grows on the upper lip.

Never shaved off because generally the young boy has not been taught how to shave.

"That boy has a pootash"
"Ewwww, thats gross"

by yehnwutuhvapoptash October 22, 2011

Pootash

when you have a crap and you get bits of poo stuck to the hairs on your arse

"aah, i had a really run shit this morning and my pootash has been saw all day- i can't stop picking it!"

by Mr Whippy January 9, 2004

pootasher

derived from the shadow created from a moustache made out of pre-pubescent fluff on the face of the Autistic artist "Hugo Jones"

Yo dude, check that dutty Pootasher up on that cretin there

by wag1kittykat June 5, 2011

Pootash

When someone runs their finger along their arse crack collecting, on the tip of the finger, a load of sweaty shitty arse stink then wiping said finger along the top lip of some unsuspecting person.

I Just pootashed Jeff while he was sleeping so when he wakes he will smell nothing but my shitty arse crack.

by Spoopleman May 9, 2018