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pootang

A slimy mucus that comes out of a womans vagina twice daily. It is toxic to ingest, however smoking it is fairly safe and leads to a euphoric high lasting between 3-4 hours.
Right kidda you wanna eat some pootang?

Naaaaaa lad thats sketchy shit lets smoke it n get twisted laaa.
by b3nmay456 October 15, 2008
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Pootang

Poontang - noun - of or pertaining to the female genitalia;
Example: Go get you some pootang boy.
by disturbed April 6, 2004
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Pootang

Legendary 90s indie combo from St. Albans featuring: Dr. Riff, Cockroach, Snakeman and some other geezers who were instantly forgettable.

Best known for classics such as ‘Beetle Bashing’, ‘Crumpet Barmaid’ and a ridiculously shouty cover of The Clash’s ‘Should I Stay or Should I Go”.

Memorable for the historic gig at the Sandridge Bowl.
Dave: You coming to the Sandridge Bowl to see Pootang, Geoff?

Geoff: Gen up, Dave? Crumpet Barmaid is awesome, I wouldn’t miss seeing those legends, count me in!
by Phoney_Mahoney March 21, 2022
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Pootanging

Pootanging- a word used to describe something dirty or unclean. For example, an ugly and dirty girl!
"wow, that girl is pootanging!"

"that smell is pootanging!"
by Toe massive September 22, 2009
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Pootang

Someone that is so unbelievably hot even they're poo has a tang of attractiveness to it. Being overwhelmed by Pootang can result in delirium, madness and hysteria. See example below

note: The person holding the Pootang, must be hotter than your average 'hottie'.
Tom: Man, look at that ass
Connor: Woooooooooooooah, she has the Pootang

*5 seconds later after being exposed to a dangerous amount of Pootang*
Connor: DAVE!!!
Tom: BIEBER FEVER, YEAAAHHH!
by MyNameBeTom January 10, 2011
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pootang clan

24 Girls, One Aim - Having It Supersized

They Live By These Few Simple Rules

1. If it’s offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “don’t stop till you get enough”
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If you’re gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love

(see also 'Pootang Invasion')
'That Pootang Clan is just a big bunch of skets'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'
by Con, Esme, Lizzie December 27, 2007
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pootang pie

In her desperation, Karlita offered him a huge, heaping, steaming slice of her pootang pie.
by Jo_Jo February 16, 2004
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