Pornstache

A otherwise normal mustache that somehow manages to do nothing but make its owner look seedy.

Dave's attempt to grow facial hair ended in a rather disturbing pornstache.

by Jeramiah Quimby July 5, 2009

Poopstacle

poop-stuh-kul

noun
1. When having to poop hinders progress.

I wanted to make the 7:00 a.m. yoga class, but ran into a poopstacle.

by Lindsey_DC May 10, 2015

pedostache

A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.

Hey, check out the pedostache on that guy. Hey, where'd little Timmy go...

by J. Agnew June 14, 2006

Prostache

Prostache is grown exclusively during the month of November for the Movember event. Celebrating the fight against male prostate cancer it is the prostate mustache - or prostache.

The pronunciation of the first half of the word rhymes with "frost".

As cool as his prostache looked, he knew it meant more to him; much more.

by Zarbuck November 16, 2010

Poontachat

A word used in the movie "Don't Mess With The Zohan." Poon is the American slang word for the female genitals, and Tachat is “Ass” in Hebrew. Add one to the other and you get a throaty word that sounds vulgar in three different languages.

Steve, how was your weekend? It was fabulous! I ended my dry spell of no poontachat!!

by mavsfan June 30, 2008

Pornstache

Funky looking mustache common among male porn stars

"hey that pornstache sure distracts from his huge member"

by Shower Stalker February 28, 2003

pusstache

The pubic region of a female.

Pusstaches come in 3 common designs: The hitler, the pirate and the Pontiac.

by Raish/G Money September 22, 2006