poomlette

A type of omlette created using ones' anus. Raw egg (and possibly other ingredients e.g. onion) is injected into the anus and then squirted out into a frying pan, probably along with some shit. It is then cooked and eaten if one is that way inclined.

Can be used to describe something that smells really bad:

E.g. "Damn, that smells like a fucking poomlette"

Or as a threat to someone you don't like:

E.g. "I'm gonna make you eat my poomlette you fuck!"

by El Pornino November 11, 2007

Pooplette

A tiny chunk of poo that floats in the toilet regardless of how many times you flush the toilet...

Dude....Laurel flushed and flushed but there was one little pooplette that would just not go down...

by Jakaykay April 28, 2009

Poopette

A rare form of girl that can poop, because girls don't poop.

"Dude, i just heard a girl taking a dump!"
"yeah man, don't worry. shes the local poopette."

by Girls Don't Poop March 31, 2010

poorgentei

A 15 year old SoundCloud rapper

have you heard the new poorgentei song?

by tiktokfan7 May 22, 2022

Russian poolette

When you have the farts but they can't be trusted and you just know if you keep farting one of them will be a shart .

It's like Russian poolette , if i keep pulling that fart trigger i just know im going to fill my asscrack with shepherds poo .

by Gothguy-uk August 1, 2016

Russian Poolette

Is it a fart? Is it a poo? Spin the revolver of fate and find out by potentially shitting yourself.

Oh man, I'm not sure if I should go to the bathroom or play another round of russian poolette.

by yousee June 9, 2018

russian poolette

the chances of farting or droping a brown trout into the ocean.

when your pants are on brown trouser alert and your not sure whether your going to carefully lay a mud child or fart, but you still take the chance.

by David Oliver March 17, 2004