pooporities 

a poop that is regarded as more important than any other activity.

Brian: Hey you going to that Bear Ghost show tonight?
Brandon: Nah man, I have major pooporities to tend to.

pooporities by gillystatus July 26, 2015

Couch potatriot 

One who’s dedicated to the life of a couch potato

Dave don’t bother trying to get her out of the house, she’s a real couch potatriot! She won’t budge from that couch.

Couch potatriot by Dnttrdonme April 10, 2020

pooptitious 

The act of feeling lowsy or not being in the mood to do something that would normally be fun; being in a poopy mood

I felt pooptitious, so I decided not to go into work.

pooptitious by KC Discenza December 12, 2008

pooptris 

the act of layering poop to fit within the toilet, like a tetris game

he's always going pooptris in there.

pooptris by obstinatebrother December 28, 2009

pooptition 

a pooptition is a political poop user

johnny: bro did you see that bob became the new pooptition
ligma: what the fuck is a pooptition bitch
johnny: a political poop user you dumbass
ligma: fuck you

pooptition by ur kinda,,,, September 30, 2021

pooptooth 

a rotten tooth or mangled tooth

Damn Skillet you got pooptooth!

pooptooth by pt October 14, 2003

couch potatriot 

Someone who vigorously supports their country from the comfort of their couch.

"As a true couch potatriot, I stayed home during Corona virus and watched the news every minute… Man… if only I had more toilet paper!"

couch potatriot by Freybjorg May 2, 2020