Poontard

someone who is bad with girls
compound word of poontang (pussy) and retard

Hes a fucking poontard

by Go-Getter April 28, 2006

poptard

A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.

Shut it BGiE, ya poptard!

by jiro August 14, 2003

Poopturd

An extremely redundant word used by stupid people to describe poop. In fact, it isn't a real word

Wow, look at that big poopturd.

by Yellow corn man December 20, 2009

poptard

A fanatical lover of pop style music.

"Go listen to Britney Spears you poptard!"

by Codeh May 27, 2006

Pomptard

A pompous retard. Someone, usually from a wealthy family, that has a low IQ, but looks down his nose at everyone.

Rod was lifted up to the top of the food chain, by a group of wealthy gentlemen, that owed the pomptard a favor.

by Uncle Jerry Sandusky January 9, 2015

K-poptard

A person / fucking annoying retard who loves k-pop (korean popular music) to death. They know songs by heart by listening to it once or twice and they can often name more than 100 k-pop artists, with their songs.
K-poptard is a mix of the words k-pop, retard, turd and poptart.
K-poptards often group together when left in an unknown environment, or a confined space, where they feel insecure. They then discuss their favourite subject, and by this annoy the shit out of everybody else.

Person 1: Did you hear the new song of Hyuna?
Person 2: Yeah omg, do you mean bubble pop or change?
Person 1: Change is out. Bubble pop of course! Ass dance moves ftw!
Person 2: Bubble bubble bubble pop!
*they sing the song together and do the dance*
Person 3: oh my god shut the fuck up k-poptards!

by SparkleGlitterCakes September 27, 2011

pooptart

A pastry that is made of human excrement rather than flower and water. Also can be filled with other foods such as shrimp or corn.

I would like one corn Pooptart please.

by super beto May 10, 2009