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A uninteligent person, also can be a term of endearment.
Oh you little poopstain you.
Look at that poopstain, what a dork!
by Mathew Cunningham May 8, 2003
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Poopstand

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The act, or art of taking a dookie while doing a handstand by a toilet, the actual log must fall in or near the bowl to be considered official.

*Do not attempt this under any circumstance without proper planning or physical ability, serious shit could happen*

Note: The only reported successful attempts have been by Jay mcGorty, with 2 witnesses to confirm this, Janelle Parker and Billy Horton. Both retell the story as, "We both felt like we were witnessing a miracle take place"
I went into the bathroom today, and out of the corner of my eye I see under the side of the stall just some guys' hands on the floor and some crazy grunting. I think he was doing a poopstand.
by Viscoh March 4, 2009
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poopstank

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a very brave rat. he was left on ruw's doorstep, an orphan rat baby, and was subsequently given to mark and released in the wilderness. they say on a cold, dark night you can hear him nibbling, nibbling, nibbling.
"dude did you hear poopstank? he was nibbling all night long. it was really cold and dark"
"hey did see ducci clamping ruw? that shit was meowser. hey poopstank!"
by peterlee01 May 9, 2008
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poopstander

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The act of poopstanding, or standing erect while pooping instead of sitting on a toilet. The poopstander stands with his anus aimed at the toilet and poops. Although a bit unorthadox, this has become very popular among young teenagers.
An example of a poopstander is Ryan Freeman who can often be found in the Fenwick boys bathroom standing up while pooping.
by Derek April 7, 2003
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poopstatus

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When someone leaves Facebook or Twitter unattended and a friend of family member changes their status to an embarrassing update about pooping.
I have to go out for a second; don't poopstatus me while I'm out!

Or:

Oh no! I went to the kitchen for a second and my dad poopstatused me.
by ninjamidget12 September 4, 2010
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poopsting

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poopsting while on the toilet!
by Gogalyboo January 6, 2014
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Anyone named Justin. Derived from the Spanish pronunciation, "hoo-stane".
Me: Have you seen Justin anywhere?
Friend: I haven't seen Poostain in weeks!
by Christopher Mingo December 15, 2016
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