poopsnatcher

noun - one who snatches the poop of another; a jerk; a retard.

Gabe is such a poopsnatcher.

by jaggatha nougart January 14, 2008

Poopscape

When your whole house smells like farts

Dude don’t go over to Jerry’s house, it’s a poopscape!

by Jarred Harper May 11, 2018

Mista Poopsa

The main character from Albert Reynold's epic, "The Way of the Poopsa". His malevolent trickery is notorious throughout the novel, and his reputation precedes him, causing him mishaps throughout his journey. He meets his horrid, but well deserved, end at the hands of a cruel thief whom Mista Poopsa had indirectly caused grief to earlier in his life. His name has become a term which is coined as an adjective in many educational institutions which have the book in its curriculum, to describe those with ill-willed feelings towards another.

"Hey Tony, I know Joe has been such a Mista Poopsa to you, but don't get too angry"

"My mom has been such a Mista Poopsa lately."

by MistaPoopsaFan69 April 14, 2010

Dicus Poopsac

When a bald headed math teacher takes a shit on a students' forehead for failing a test

When I came home I had to explain to my parents why I recieved a Dicus Poopsac due to mass amounts of shit on face and a failing grade in geometry.

by Mr Lister May 23, 2010

poopskeet

An act of vandalism which requires two cooperating parties: the defecator and the ejaculator. The first party (defecator) must drop a deuce onto the victim or one of the victim's belongings. Immediately after the deuce has been dropped, the ejaculator must skeet on top of the load. With good form, the poopskeet will represent the duality of all things in nature; light and dark, good and evil, poop and skeet.

John and I poopskeeted all over that asshole's car yesterday. Taught him a lesson.

by steph4n June 23, 2008

poopshavemasturbathing

It's an usual male bathing ritual: first you take a shit, then jack off, then shave yourself, so finally you take a shower.

Bro 1: Hey man, why did it take you so long in the bathroom?
Bro 2: Cause I took a poopshavemasturbathing.

by blacktimots June 12, 2015

Poopsnatch

A word for a girl that you really don't like. Implies that she wipes the wrong way, leaving smelly fudgy poo in her vaginal cavity.

Man I really hate Natalie, she is a major poopsnatch.

by vaginas-r-us November 19, 2005