poopsterbate

To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.

I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.

Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.

"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.

by ShawnB April 30, 2005

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poopsterbating

the act of masturbating while defecating simultaneously.

Jill was appalled when she caught her boyfriend poopsterbating in the bathroom.

by Apolloss March 2, 2014

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poopsterbator

One who masterbates furiously while defacting.

the dude in the next stall is poopsterbating like crazy!!! He's a poopsterbator!!!

by The_JDH November 1, 2011

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Someone who makes a game of hiding their turds in places hard to find, in closets, under beds, in cabinets or drawers etc. This is so the smell of shit fills the room but no one knows where it is coming from and eventually have to hunt down the shit and clean it up while the poopster watches all this and tries to hide his laughter.

"You hear the Poopster struck again? 5th time this semester. This time it was under the back seat of the principal's car. Poopster got some skills."

by Regular Joe 615 August 2, 2019

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Party Poopster

When a great night is being had by all except one, who is so utterly wankered that he/she has to be taken home early for fear that they may shit themselves

Steve "Urrrgh, I don't remember anything from last night"

John "I'm not surprised, you'd polished off a whole bottle of vodka by 10.30pm and Pete had to carry you home as you looked like you were going to lose faecal continence again"

Pete "Yeah, what a Party Poopster, I was all set to pull that bird with the massive rack, you git"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

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