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Pooxting is a great way to pass time on the toilet.
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Pooxting is welcome in the Wade-iverse
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poopsting while on the toilet!
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Pooxting

The act of texting someone while pooping.
"I was in the bathroom longer than usual because I was busy pooxting my friends.
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Protexting

Refusing to participate in the useful practice of text-messaging, no matter how appropriate or convenient the situation lends itself. Seems to be linked to age and/or coolness level.

Can also be used reciprocally, like when you dump an incoming call, and reply with a text.
Protexting activities include:

Immediately return calling sender upon receipt of text

Making people want to stab you with frivolous calls and voice messages like "I got your text, and blah...blah...blah."

Not recognizing texting as social progress.

Bitching about the 50 cents you had to pay last month because you don't have text on your plan.
by Cyclemax December 21, 2010
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poexting

Doing poetry through texting.
Texter 1: Ur so sweet, u gv me cvties.
Texter 2: What's that?
Texter 1: Poexting
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Pooxting

Pooxting is a description of when someone is on the john dropping a deuce and they can't help themselves but to text all that they can while they are in there handling their business.
I have to go take a crap. I'll pooxt you once I get settled in.

So I was pooxting my friend earlier and she said were on for pub night.
by bdcustoms July 30, 2010
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