poopdick

when your weiner gets all covered in poop. most likely from banging a drunk highschool girl in the ass.

dude, the other day i had a party at my house and we were drinkin a keg of Busch Light, then we all got real horny and decided it would be a good idea to go bang all the girls in the ass. Midway through this ass bangin my mom came home and caught me. I pulled my weiner out of the girls ass and said "awwwww mom, i got poopdick."

by spanky March 12, 2005

poopdick

An insult used to describe a person who is being, or is in general, an asshole. It is used when calling said person a dick does not completely suit the shitiness of their actions.

Sam-"Hey look you dyed your hair blonde. Haha you look like Hitler."

Dana-"Stop being such a poopdick, Hitler doesn't even have blonde hair."

by ClayAiken July 20, 2012

poopdick

1) the act of having poop all over one's member post anal intercourse

2) when something is described as being 'poopdick' it is a very bad situation (having poopdick is poopdick)

1) I pulled out to shoot my load and I had poopdick, gross!!

2) What do you mean you got a speeding ticket for going 26 in a 25 zone, man that's poopdick!

by My57Vettes September 26, 2005

poondicker

A small monkey like creature known for dry humping and blurting out racial slurs.

J.D. stop being such a poondicker.

by Johnny Freightliner May 6, 2005

Johnny poopdicking

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.

(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.

by Japes5787 June 4, 2014

poopnickel

Small, pellet sized pieces of human feces

Me: So did you hear about what Edgar did when he was drunk at Paul's house?

Friend: No, what happend?

Me: He locked himself in the bathroom and shat all over the place, leaving poopnickels on the bathroom floor!

Friend: Gross.

by lounger52 July 9, 2010

Poopdickumentary

A really, really bad documentary. One so bad, you feel as though you've been anally probed.

"Banksy Coming To Dinner" is such a poopdickumentary. After wasting an hour of my life, I feel like the director boofed my mind.

by manfred_spain July 13, 2012