PoopDick

Poopdick is a man who smells like poop and dick. His dick smells like poop. And his poop smells like dick.
Poopdicks can’t wipe. They’re ass to fat.
Poopdicks waddle around, especially to lunch.
PoopDicks spill out alcohol

Don’t bring PoopDick to lunch.
It’s Poopdick, cover your noses.
Ahhhhhhhh

by PLUTKO June 23, 2023

poopdick

"A Smelly Weiner"

"Dude, I finally stopped fucking the chick in the ass. Then i pulled my dick out and im pretty sure i was a poopdick."

by TurkeyVag November 21, 2009

Poopdick

1.The state of having fecal matter all over your penis
2.A derogatory name for homosexual males
3.A word to describe poop which looks like a dick or a dick which looks like poop

1.She didn't wipe before anal intercourse, now I have poopdick.
2.I didn't know he was a poopdick until he brought his boyfriend to the company picnic.

3. I can't tell if I'm looking at a poopdick or a poopdick.

by ThunderBoss March 9, 2016

poopdick

A dude who ass fucks other dudes. A homo, but not a taker.

The gay bar was loaded with poopdicks.

by Silence March 31, 2003

Poopdick

When you have anal sex and you pull out, and your wiener is covered in poop. hence poop dick.

Hey mike what did you do last night?
I was with your mom and got poopdick.
Oh, You Mother Fucker!

by buttsex fagstick January 16, 2011

poopdick

(poopdick)is a commonly used insult by any of four 505 punx living in the Westside area to describe anyone that they know.. don't know.. see at random from a car window which at least 1 of the 2 males are probably hanging out of half naked.. or pisses them off. Same in context as *asshole,fuckface,douchebag,and any other derogatory term*

*Dude, that Justin guy sure is a poopdick!*
*Elliot, stop being such a poopdick.. you poopdick*

by Matt Burgess August 26, 2007

Poopdick

Your cock after anal sex w/ male/female. Usually covered in stuff.

Alan- I just got back from my girlfriend's.
Matt- I bet you have poopdick then.

by McPoopdic34 February 28, 2009