Pareto’s Poop

The theory that one completes 80% of their poop in the first 20% of their bathroom time.

You were in the bathroom for an hour; by the laws of Pareto’s Poop you really needed only 12 minutes.

by alghazali320 July 8, 2019

Mario's Poop

lets a poop

If you are an italian guy who just has to go you say Mario's Poop is almighty

by poop guy 2345 June 14, 2021

God's Poop Hole

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt

Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!

by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023

God's poop

holy shit

Don't you think God's poop is holy?

Nah it's just holy shit, and earthquakes.

by Josefth3ripper December 2, 2024

where’s the poop

In How I Met Your Mother it is the phrase that Lily uses when she realizes that someone is lying or hiding something from her. The phrase is followed by the name of the person she is addressing.

Where’s the poop, Robin?

by lilnip November 18, 2017

Poop on Everyone's Faces

An exclamation, something you yell out of extreme frustration when you are searching for something to express your feelings.

Bertha: "Oh no Dane, I forgot my keys, now we are locked out of the house!"

Dane: "OH GREAT! Poop on everyone's faces!!"

by thebabbler August 29, 2010

Where's the poop?

A phrase that was popularised by the hit tv show how i met your mother (HIMYM), 'where's the poop?' Refers to a line used multiple times, by Lily Aldrin after it was first heard in season 6 episode 3: Unfinished. In the episode she explains that her dog used to make the exact face that Robin was making after he had pooped somewhere in the house, she then uses the term 'where's the poop?' to ask Robin what she is hiding from her, this is in direct comparison to how her dog used to 'hide' his poop.

Ted: Are you okay?

Robin: Well, I'll admit at first I felt a little weird, but after the initial shock I realised something, I've moved on. It was a peaceful moment of closure.

Lily: Where's the poop? Robin?

Robin: Excuse me?

by JustABastard October 29, 2018