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Poontoon 

A pontoon boat boat full of fat chicks.

Poontoons are usually pulled to the lakes by a piece of crap Ford F-150. All jacked up to make up for a small dick.
Look at Matt driving that faggot truck trying to back that poontoon full of fat girls in the water.
Poontoon by Littledickleeroy August 7, 2017
Another word for horny or turning someone on
You know Vicky? She makes me so poonpoon

Yo that porno I saw last night made me too poonpoon for words!
Poonpoon by vickush September 30, 2012

Poontoon 

“Hey man, I’ve really been into poontoons lately.”

“That’s cool. I prefer the real thing though.”
Poontoon by Eden the Magnificent October 21, 2017

poontoon 

1: what's the pass?
2: Poontoon.
poontoon by in4m8ion May 30, 2008

Poonspoon 

Spooning a women from behind and inserting the willy to the vag.
Jef: Honey, darlin, babey, I wanna poonspoon you all night!

Sally: Ok, but dude I know your gonna slip again and end up in my ass.

Jef: Even better for me

Sally: Your a fucktard

Jef: I'll be fuckn' a tard in a minute.

Sally: Babe you can always cum in my back door, Let's Due et!

POONGOON 

An elite Fantasy Football team in a league of turds. Known for impeccable trades, acquisitions, and their constant presence at the top of the standings. Name originates from thugs or "goons" who slam hot chick poon.
Damn, the POONGOONS won again.
POONGOON by Dizzlenodrop November 9, 2014

POONCOONK 

To have a child under 10. Look at you and call you an idiot without using the word idiot.
You pooncoonk, you stepped on my doll.
POONCOONK by Dwayne Gibbs May 15, 2008